The gorilla man is normally mid-forties and beginning to feel his age Dabbing heart face mask Happy Valentine’s Day 2021 shirt. He feels inferior and makes up for this with exaggerated displays of masculinity. He displays gorilla-like behaviors, sticking his fingers in his ears when he thinks nobody is watching, scratching the hair on his chest and stomach. He will grunt instead of saying “thank you” and has a hard time making eye contact with well-endowed individuals of the opposite sex. For the gorilla man, his house is his castle, which means he will refuse to do any chores whatsoever. Any request to do the laundry will be met with an ape-like grunt or a half-hearted excuse. He would rather sit on his ass, glued to the screen with eyes glazed over as he imagines his former self as one of the football players again. The gorilla man is lazy. But contrary to popular belief, he also has a soft side. His biggest weakness is a loving hand running through his hair and he is a massive mommy’s boy.
When he wants to be, he is the most loving and attentive romantic partner you could find. He can often gross her out with burps or farts, but he truly is an uncut diamond, rough around the edges but extremely precious in every sense. Character depends from individual to individual. We cannot say that a man who had a marriage with his parents’ approval has more character than someone who went against their wish to marry the love of his life. Neither can we say that a man who had one girlfriend and married her, in the end, has more character than someone who had four girlfriends! If you knew that your parents will not support you or you knew that you cannot take a stand for someone later or you knew that you’re a chicken and you cannot fight your family for someone you love.