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When I was 12, I developed strep throat and scarlet fever. The following day, I had terrible lower right quadrant abdominal pain and couldn’t stop vomiting. My pediatrician admitted me for dehydration. 2 days later, a group of male physicians came in my room, asked my mother to leave, and proceeded to grill me about my “sex” life. I had never even kissed a boy and I was humiliated. They didn’t believe me. They wanted to do a pelvic exam and I freaked out. In hindsight, I get that is no big deal but at that age and inexperience, I was mortified. They couldn’t figure out what was wrong, things weren’t adding up but I was clearly sick. I ended up going for an exploratory laparoscopy which turned into an open laparotomy. Burst appendix and ovarian cyst found. I woke up in recovery and remember being in excruciating pain. I was crying, not overly dramatic or anything but I had never felt pain so bad. The nurse began yelling at me to shut up because I was disturbing the other patients. It was terrible. I was terrified. 

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Burst appendix and ovarian cyst found. I woke up in recovery and remember being in excruciating pain. I was crying, not overly dramatic or anything but I had never felt pain so bad. The nurse began yelling at me to shut up because I was disturbing the other patients. It was terrible. I was terrified. Once I got up to my room, within a day I felt so much better. The abdominal pain was gone, and I got up and walked laps around the unit. They were amazed. So it’s not like I had a low pain threshold, this nurse was just a beast. Years later, when in college, I volunteered to be in a pharmaceutical study. Part of it was testing my genes to see if I was a rapid metabolizer of opiates. No surprise that I was and it explained my difficulty with pain control post op. I ended up having 6 abdominal surgeries in my life and became an RN, but I never forgot about how terrible that one PACU nurse made me feel when I was just a kid. I swore if I ever became “that” nurse, I would leave the profession. And I did!

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